Ninja, You Are Put on Notice

Ninja Attack


My best friend was attacked by a ninja
It happened in the dead of night
It probably wouldn’t be that funny
Lucky my friend is alright

My pal was happy and smiling
When he stepped out of the bar
Unbeknownst, a ninja was stalking
When he motioned to hail a car

No one saw
The figure in black
That stealthy ninja
Who launched the attack

He felt the first blow
Then fell to the floor
But it wasn’t over
The ninja had more

He kicked my friend
Straight in the face
Faded back in the night
Without a trace

We’ll never know
What provoked the attack
What caused said ninja
To approach from the back

Did he hit on the bastard’s girlfriend?
Did he say a disparaging word?
Was he trashing Mutant Turtles?
Do you think the ninja heard?

Whatever the case
My friend is okay
He lives on to fight
On some other day

But if on some evening
When leaving a bar
I glimpse a katana
Or a throwing star

I’ll pretend not to notice
And then double back
I’ll sneak up behind
That figure in black

I’ll hit him with a rock
Then kick him in the face
When I’m done with El Ninja
He’ll get his own parking space

So listen close, you ninja
I’m after you, your Ma and your Pa
When I’m done, your whole family
Will eat sushi through a straw